Sunday, June 22, 2008

Crap Happens......

Crap Happens.....Literally!

Okay well this is a really emberrassing story but I can't believe it happened, so here you go! Sorry if this makes you sick or want to gag, but I feel like its post-worthy.
So we get home after a long day of swimming and I strip Linford down so I can put him in the tub. I usually let my boys be "nakey" before and after their tub-time and I generally don't have to deal with anything messy. I ran upstairs for JUST A SECOND to grab some pajamas for the boys. HOPING that I wouldn't find anything when I returned. WELL I found JUST THE OPPOSITE! A huge mound of "doo-doo" that had definitely been played in and smeared all over my wood floor. "OH NO" I thought. Where was my baby and what had he put his hands on? Luckily, he hadn't really touched anything, but I think he definitely had a
"little snack".....ewwww, I know. I grabbed him and immediatly took him to wash him off, BUT WAIT, this was something I had to get a picture of. So I grabbed my camera and while taking pictures, Hewitt came over and asked,
"does Linford like chocolate?"
I had to laugh, cause after all.....
CRAP HAPPENS!

11 comments:

Hayley Nelson Potter said...

NO WAY....I thought I had experienced it all but I was wrong. That is pretty hilarious.

jordan & linsey said...

HA HA HA!! Oh my goodness!!! That is so funny. We have similar problems with our dogs.. :)

Vanessa said...

Oh my gosh! this is what I have to look forward too? Boys they are so silly! He looks like it tasted fine! hahaha. One of those moments you can either laugh or cry, right?

Vanessa said...

Don't you just love husbands sometimes! Anyway, we are living in Traverse Mountain. We have been here for about a 1 1/2 years. We love it because it's so quick to the freeway! Zac is working Park City, so it makes his commute easier. How about you? I saw your house, HOLY CRAP! You are guy are living large!!! I would love to get together, just let me know!

Brigitte said...

Okay so that same thing happened to me the other day, kind of. I had both kids in the bathtub and Mack was freakin out. Normally I get Andi out first but Macko was so tired so I got him out and was getting him dressed right there by the tub. I turned to get Andi out and noticed she had pooped in the water, and had a handful of poop in her hand and poop in her mouth. I freaked out. I called the doctor and they said that as long as it was her poop and not someone elses and as long as she wasn't getting over a sickness than it would be okay. I was so worried that she'd get something like worms or a huge tummy ache. I haven't told anyone besides Jayson cuz I felt like such a horrible mom; but since you can admit to your kid eating crap than I guess I can too... hahaha.

The Tuck Family said...

Oh my goodness....you have got to be kidding me. I have girls so this has not and hopefully will never happen. I think I would throw up for days! What a tough Mommy you are.

Sara said...

Okay, excuse me while I run to throw up! GAG!

However, I have to admit, our little D had a "munch" on a dried up doggy turd in the neighbor's front lawn the other afternoon, so I understand the horror!

* Amber * said...

oh my ! no way! lol thats gross but so funny! what a story! boys will be boys!

Ashley said...

Holy SH.....I can't believe you took a picture of that. You are right, that is really emberrASSING...your spelling, not mine.

brookeanne said...

Disgusting but funny. Don't feel alone. Hallie on 2 separate occasions took her diaper off during quiet time and smeared the contents all over her room and toys and books. Good times!

Taylor and Jana said...

Hey Ash,how are you? I saw your blog and had to see what you were up to, now after this post, I feel totally reconnected to you! :) That is the freakin' funniest story and picture. Taylor and I are expecting our first in October and it is a little boy...so I have lots of adventure's to look forward too it sounds like. Anyways, hope you guys are doing well.

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